A unite is a SpeedChat phrase obtained by completing the Chief Financial Officer boss battle. Unites have the ability to restock gags, heal laff points, or give jellybeans. They can only be used once and only affect Toons within a short radius of the Toon using the phrase. Mata Hairy will reward a random unite after the Chief Financial Officer is defeated.
The rewarded phrase may be any one of those listed below. Mata Hairy will also say the rewarded phrase shortly after the victory dance; regardless of whether it is actually desired.
Jellybean fests, commonly known as "beanfests", are events which often include Toons using unites to give jellybeans.
The rewarded unite after the Chief Financial Officer battle is completely random.
If a restock gags unite is used, only the strongest gags a Toon has will be restocked, excluding level seven gags. For example, level six gags get restocked first and then level five and then four, until the Toon runs out of space for gags.
A toon-up unite can be used in the middle of a Cog battle, meaning Toons are able to prevent eachother from going sad in case of low laff.